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E Harmony

an on-line dating service for people who get bad grades.
Flonasia-"That boy Tarkis got three E's and a D- posted on hiz E Harmony profile. I finna be hiz babymama!"
by keVIInXI September 22, 2010
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crotch top

a portable computing devise that fits more comfortably on your crotch than on your lap.
Donna: "Hey Jimmy, new lap top?"
Jimmy: "No. Actually, it's a crotch top. Wanna see my power cord?"
by keVIInXI February 18, 2011
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name damage

A condition experienced by children at birth when their parents saddle them for life with names spelled like they were dumped out of an alphabet soup can.
1st-grade teacher: "Duh'Lousyannah, what an unusual name you have."

Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."

Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"
by keVIInXI August 17, 2010
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bon appé tits

a French-like expression said to someone when you hear that they are dating a woman with very large breasts.
Brad: "Hey! I'm going out on a date with a Hooters waitress!"

Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appé tits!"
by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011
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cohabitation without fornication

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.
George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
by keVIInXI July 8, 2011
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Bigger Than Oprah

a compliment or insult used to imply that a person is somehow bigger than Oprah, the self-important celebrity multi-media megalomaniac.
Compliment: "Janice! You are sooooo famous. You're bigger than Oprah!"

Insult: "Janice! You are sooooo fat. You're bigger than Oprah!
by keVIInXI December 4, 2010
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to void oneself of fecal matter in a computer literate way.
Boss: "Who knows where Milt went? His report is late!"

Milt's Work Bud: "I believe he is downloading the latest software."

Boss: "Well, alrighty then. Gotta love his initiative!"
by KeVIInXI July 31, 2011
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