Cohabitation

When two people, generally a man and woman but in this day and age it could be any variation of the genders, are living together in a mad frenzy of sex. If say you're "cohabitating" with someone and you're not having sex more often then hormone raged minks, you're not cohabitating.

You will never enjoy the perks of cohabitation, because you're such a fucking retard that you had to use the urban dictionary to find out what it means.

by deathjr November 14, 2003

cohabitation without fornication

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.

George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."

by keVIInXI July 8, 2011

Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.

by KJP420 February 8, 2021

Cohabidating

Cohabidating is an arrangement whereby two people decide to live together on a longterm or permanent basis in an emotionally and/or sexually intimate relationship. The term is most frequently applied to couples who are not married. Such an arrangement often comes to be when both parties have succumbed to the social pressures to "move their relationship to the next level". This may also be followed by the purchase of a puppy a.k.a. test child and a joint checking account.

Hey, did you hear that John and Kim are cohabidating? Kim's mom is pretty old-fashioned, so she's not hot on her daughter living with her boyfriend before they decided to get hitched.

by ekey January 19, 2011

cohabitaging

The idea that two elderly individuals of different sexes will live together platonically in one domicile to save on costs and increase shared experiences in their golden years.

Helen and Roger are cohabitaging.

by pcicc January 16, 2014

crabitation

1. imitation crab meat
2. someone whose very presence makes people instantly crabby.
3. (crabitate) v. the act of shying away from a crabitating person.

Let's buy some of that crabitation to put on our salads.
Mootz Moody is the master of crabitation. All he has to do is open his mouth and people crabitate away from him.

by The Blackwolf October 23, 2009

cohobbitation

The day and night sharing of life during the pandemic, shut off from the known world, making home start to feel like Middle Earth.

Having been under one roof for months, losing track of the outside world, she gradually began to think of their relationship as cohobbitation, each of them now slightly different than normally human.

by Monkey's Dad July 17, 2020