Cohabitatering

Cohabitating with potatoes or a potato like person

Ever since Jeff moved in I've been Cohabitatering and I Hate it

Cohabitatering by markazz530 November 15, 2021

Cohabidating

Cohabidating is an arrangement whereby two people decide to live together on a longterm or permanent basis in an emotionally and/or sexually intimate relationship. The term is most frequently applied to couples who are not married. Such an arrangement often comes to be when both parties have succumbed to the social pressures to "move their relationship to the next level". This may also be followed by the purchase of a puppy a.k.a. test child and a joint checking account.

Hey, did you hear that John and Kim are cohabidating? Kim's mom is pretty old-fashioned, so she's not hot on her daughter living with her boyfriend before they decided to get hitched.

Cohabidating by ekey January 19, 2011

cohabitaging 

The idea that two elderly individuals of different sexes will live together platonically in one domicile to save on costs and increase shared experiences in their golden years.

Helen and Roger are cohabitaging.

cohabitaging by pcicc January 16, 2014

Post Mortem Cohabitation 

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.

Post Mortem Cohabitation by KJP420 February 8, 2021

conapitate 

When two or more people perform the act of sleep in a short period of time together in a nonsexual manner.

My girlfriend and I set up the hammock so we could conapitate together.

conapitate by Waren November 15, 2009

Cohabitation 

When two people, generally a man and woman but in this day and age it could be any variation of the genders, are living together in a mad frenzy of sex. If say you're "cohabitating" with someone and you're not having sex more often then hormone raged minks, you're not cohabitating.

You will never enjoy the perks of cohabitation, because you're such a fucking retard that you had to use the urban dictionary to find out what it means.

Cohabitation by deathjr November 14, 2003

cohabitation without fornication 

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.

George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."

cohabitation without fornication by keVIInXI July 8, 2011