[citation needed]

When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.

1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!"

2:"citation needed"

by RussellLawliet December 31, 2011

Cogitator

1. Meaning to think hard ,ponder, devise, or meditate

2.Due to its processing definition,
A Cogitator is the most commonly used name in Low Gothic and Latin for any type of digital computer.

The term is usually found in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe within the Imperium of Man.-

Cogitators vary in size and function, from the gigantic data-looms of the Adeptus Administratum which help process all the bureaucratic data required to run the Imperium, to the slim microprocessors used in the brains of the Adeptus Mechanicus' Tech-priests and the more advanced types of Servitors.

All Cogitators are believed by the Adepts of the Mechanicus to have an animating Machine Spirit, though true Artificial Intelligence (A.I.) is not allowed to develop within any Cogitator, as A.I. or "Abominable Intelligence" as it is known to the servants of the Machine God, has been a religiously forbidden form of technology to Mankind since before the end of the Age of Strife.

"Listen up Sergeant! Boot up that Cogitator Immediately!"
"My Cogitator has Windows 10 installed."

by Tha RPG Gunner September 15, 2016

citation needed

Wikipedianese for 'bullshit'.

Jade Goody's death triggered an outpouring of grief across the United Kingdom citation needed

by Lord Grimcock February 7, 2010

Ricer Citation

A fake citation put on the windshield of ricers.

note: there are different version of the ricer citation.

"You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you."

Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

"The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance"

_Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust -----------------

-Sounds like a weed-eater on crack -----------------
-Is big enough to smuggle watermelons
-Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank

_Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

-Improperly/poorly installed-------------
-Doesn't match paint job---------

_Less than desirable paint job---------

-Notation color that shouldn't exist-----------
-Primer/bad paint job in general-------------------

_Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

-Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car----------
-Is on a front wheel drive vehicle--------------

_Lowered to the point of stupidity-------------

-By cutting the springs-----------
-Without the use of a camber correction kit-----

_Incorrect badging:--------- ----

-VTEC badges on a car not so equipped---------
-Type-R badges on a car not s equipped-----
-Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______

_Stickers for parts not actually on the car-------

-NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

_Miscellaneous---------------------- - --

"Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste."

Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - -

Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet

Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping

Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra

Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____

Joe: Look at the fucking ricer in that parking lot.

Dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation.

Joe: Good Idea!

by 2006_Mustang_GT September 11, 2006

cigidation

The after scent left on clothes from smoking cigarettes the night before.

Damn my hat smells like cigidation.

by Blastoise N. July 5, 2021

Citation Needed

A disclaimer for any time you quote something from Wikipedia as fact. Acknowledges that it isn't the world's most "reliable" source, but it's still good enough for you to use.

Drew: I heard the old Red Ranger from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers is gay, citation needed.

Cody: Yeah, I heard that elephant populations have tripled in three years, citation needed.

by SIRdroosef May 22, 2009

citation needed

One of the Wikipedia's most used phrases. Means that the wikipedian who wrote something before it, could be putting his/her own point of view or even lying.

Mourinho is going to be a manager for England national soccer team. (citation needed)

by abdullais4u January 4, 2008