coffee drunk 

the effect u get after u drank too much coffee to wake yourself up(usually when studying to a test or when u feel u're falling asleep at work,common with workohollics)
Symptoms: Fast reactions,Fuzzy vision,shaking hands,talking to yourself,need more coffee,insomnia for one night at least,neasuea,farts in public,smell of urine from the mouth-----actually all those symptomes r the things u try to prevent by getting "coffee drunk"...

"HHemmm---Benny... why the fuck r u humping your monitor?..and what the fuck is that smell...?"

----awkward silence...-----

"I don't know brow-----I must be coffee drunk!---can u bring me some more coffee,please? i think i'm going out of focus here..."

coffee drunk by Benny D1 May 14, 2007

Corporate Coffee Drinker 

Corporate employee who has a coffee cup permanently attached to their hand and walks around socializing and pretending to work. Position unknown. Dresses sharply, makes a ton of money but doesn't produce. Likable.

Cynthia is wearing her Manolos today. Bitch is a lucky corporate coffee drinker.

Corporate Coffee Drinker by deadlyneedle October 4, 2018

i have a coffee drinking problem 

1- this is a confession
2- you searched this for the mug but hey no shame

guy 1- "how do you spend your free time"

guy 2- "i have a coffee drinking problem this is a cry for help i am being forced to live on coffee and my own shi-"

guy 2- "haha same"

i have a coffee drinking problem by jade go kys September 26, 2021

Hardcore Coffee Drinkers 

You are a hardcore coffee drinker if you have coffee in your veins and drink nothing but.

P.s.
You're a vampire.

Those persons are some real hardcore coffee drinkers.

Hardcore Coffee Drinkers by PrincessPea04 December 9, 2019

Hardcore coffee drinking 

drinking 5 cups of coffee, with each cup of coffee containing 500x the amount of caffienne in normal coffee

i plan to do some hardcore coffee drinking today

Hardcore coffee drinking by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 24, 2020

blah-feeling coffee-drinking 

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.

I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!

blah-feeling coffee-drinking by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter 

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010