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Definitions by deadlyneedle

Thankguetti 

Eating spaghetti for Thanksgiving because most Americans cannot afford the regular Thanksgiving items due to inflation, unscrupulous and unregulated rent increases, shrinkfation and blatant price gauging. Other variations: "Thankaroni and cheese", "Thankramen", "Thankwich".
Our rent is so high, that we cannot afford a decent meal, so this year we'll have a Thankguetti.

The kids want a Thankaroni and cheese this year.

So what are you preparing for this Thursday? Oh, my rent takes up 70% of my paycheck,so this year I'm having a Thankwich.
Thankguetti by deadlyneedle November 24, 2024

Corporate Coffee Drinker 

Corporate employee who has a coffee cup permanently attached to their hand and walks around socializing and pretending to work. Position unknown. Dresses sharply, makes a ton of money but doesn't produce. Likable.
Cynthia is wearing her Manolos today. Bitch is a lucky corporate coffee drinker.

Bingeflixing 

When you spend over 24 hours on Netflix watching the same series.
Any plans for the weekend? I'll be bingeflixing AHS
Bingeflixing by deadlyneedle April 23, 2015