coffee date

The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if you want to nail them or not. It's well known that erotic passions are inflamed by mocha.
An analogy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out.

"What's happening with Jess and Jeff?"
"They're on a coffee date"
"Say no more."

by Thegreatnick February 10, 2007

Coffee Date

The awkward, yet most common way for young adults to catch up in public. A coffee date is a good way to see someone you need to in a low-key way with a short time frame. Often used when coming home from college for breaks or catching up with old friends found on Facebook.

Person One: "Hey! We need to catch up soon! I miss you!"
Person Two: "Agreed! Coffee date soon?"

by TKLop June 15, 2011

yellow coffee cup date

The moment, at your local diner when meeting a suspected blossoming friendship for an extra curricular activity for the first time, when the waiter randomly delivers two classic earthenware coffee cups to you and your friend whom you, again realize is this fabulous person, who most ardently believes in the universes general guidance, a coffee cup in her favorite color and you realize you will be friends forever.

Yesterday, I had a yellow coffee cup date with Malarie, we really understand each other.

by Svonperson March 10, 2017

date rape the coffee pot

This occurs when someone leaves just enough coffee in the pot to make it look like there's some left, but in reality it is less than a full cup, and doesn't start a new pot of coffee to make up for this transgression.

Dude 1: Dude....what the F?!?!?
Dude 2: What dude?
Dude 1: Did you just totally date rape the coffee pot?

OR

Dude: F'ing co-workers! Always date raping the coffee pot before I get in the office!

by Not Steve yo! October 14, 2010

Coffeenate

To drink coffee and become totally amped up by the caffeine.

Ugh it's 6AM, I must coffeenate.

Don't speak to me until I've been coffeenated!

by Alpha_A April 24, 2014

Coffeegate

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.

"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"

by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018

Coffeemate

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.

Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).

by VictorySea January 25, 2021