Coffeemate 

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.

Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).

Coffeemate by VictorySea January 25, 2021

409 In Your Coffeemaker 

A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker

409 In Your Coffeemaker by Jaded409 May 30, 2006

Coffeenate 

To drink coffee and become totally amped up by the caffeine.

Ugh it's 6AM, I must coffeenate.

Don't speak to me until I've been coffeenated!

Coffeenate by Alpha_A April 24, 2014

Coffeegate 

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.

"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"

Coffeegate by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018

coffee mate 

white substance, similar in appearance to cocaine, but used to replace milk when going on forgein ventures

Dad: "thats coffee mate"

Customs Officer: "Im not your fucking mate"


See also peter kay

coffee mate by PaulandLucy April 21, 2004

coffeesation 

A conversation over a cup of coffee

Do you have time to meet for coffeesation?

coffeesation by Travelsauras December 17, 2017

Coffeemaning 

A combination of mansplaining and an obsessive interest in coffee and its brewing techniques, especially one that dominates the personality of men between the ages of 19 and 45, causing them to regard tea, water, and instant coffee drinkers as persons of poor taste.

'Oh god, Sarah, please tell me you didn't ask him about his hobbies.'

'Sadly, I did. He went on and on, extolling the virtues of Aeropressed medium-roast arabica, coffeemaning for almost an hour, and by then, my tea was cold.'

Coffeemaning by LarsonNeu June 22, 2023