Coffeemate
Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.
Coffeemate by VictorySea January 25, 2021
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409 In Your Coffeemaker
A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours
I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker
409 In Your Coffeemaker by Jaded409 May 30, 2006
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Coffeenate
Coffeenate by Alpha_A April 24, 2014
Coffeegate
"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"
Coffeegate by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018
coffee mate
white substance, similar in appearance to cocaine, but used to replace milk when going on forgein ventures
coffee mate by PaulandLucy April 21, 2004
coffeesation
coffeesation by Travelsauras December 17, 2017
Coffeemaning
A combination of mansplaining and an obsessive interest in coffee and its brewing techniques, especially one that dominates the personality of men between the ages of 19 and 45, causing them to regard tea, water, and instant coffee drinkers as persons of poor taste.
'Oh god, Sarah, please tell me you didn't ask him about his hobbies.'
'Sadly, I did. He went on and on, extolling the virtues of Aeropressed medium-roast arabica, coffeemaning for almost an hour, and by then, my tea was cold.'
'Sadly, I did. He went on and on, extolling the virtues of Aeropressed medium-roast arabica, coffeemaning for almost an hour, and by then, my tea was cold.'
Coffeemaning by LarsonNeu June 22, 2023
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