Definitions by Fannymcfee

The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.

As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"

The Coffey Handshake by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017

doyley 

The ultimate faggot who uses cheap tactics in video games (Also another word for cheap)

Nice doyley tactics you faggot

doyley by Fannymcfee September 8, 2016