Cowslapper 

A person from Evony that is disturbing at times.

Cowslapper: meatspin.com

Cowslapper by A person in HYP July 20, 2009

Cockslapper 

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

Cockslapper by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019

cowstopper 

Someone with a protruding mandible, full of grotesquely crooked teeth. Usually the lips are not large enough to hide, e.g. resembling a cowstopper on the front of a train.

Did you see the cowstopper on that fool? I'm gonna go push him over to the train tracks.

cowstopper by EH of HB November 10, 2007

Codlapper

A Person or animal that licks the scrotum of a male person or animal, all while paying special attention to the testacles. The term was coined by a local town legend at a pizza parlor in a small community just outside of Columbus,GA. Although the term has a not so admirable definition, it is not meant to be taken as an insult. It's most commonly used in drunken banter between friends rather than a put down.

Hey man, did you see that fat chick in that porno last night? She's a real Codlapper!!

My dog really likes your's, cause your's is such a Codlapper.

Hey Codlapper, grab me another beer!

What's up, you ol' Codlapper?

Man, my girlfriend was born to be a Codlapper!

Codlapper by Georgia Sasquatch November 29, 2009

cockslapper 

1)a male who enjoys slapping objects with his cock.
2)a person who enjoys slapping mens'/boys' cocks.
3--slang)a male homosexual.

1)That cockslapper broke the TV last week by hitting it with his dong after the Giants lost!
2)That dominatrix is a real cockslapper; she did it to Random Guy two days ago.
3)What a cockslapper, I can't believe he likes men.

cockslapper by Benjamin Arashtanzenbaum December 25, 2003

consappery

A strong emotion comprised of confusion, sadness, happiness, and anger. Usually used when a person encounters a cute animal.

"That kitten over there has John feeling consappery"

consappery by IronGav July 3, 2023

conlapper 

Someone who cheats in a bet to win something.

That conlapper He broke a rule and expects me to pay him

conlapper by dkennsd May 14, 2015