Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.

Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.

Cocktionary by estebanz May 19, 2008

Urban Cocktionary 

a more extreme version of Urban Dictionary.

Urban Cocktionary : Urban Dictionary :: X-games : Olympics

Urban Cocktionary by your mom April 19, 2003

chicktionary 

A small book filled with copius ammounts of chicks names and numbers

I am bored time to check my chicktionary

chicktionary by whitey May 8, 2003

Chicktionary 

Opposite of Dicktionary

Little black book used for booty-calls; use a Chicktionary to call a lady; use a Dicktionary to call a guy

Chicktionary by SidneeBlogs January 7, 2012

Chucktionary 

Where did Chuck learn that word? The Chucktionary!

So backwards that it came from a chucktionary!

Chucktionary by Auntie Biotic September 4, 2016

Urban Coctionary 

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute

Urban Coctionary by D Flawless November 13, 2019

chicktionary 

A small book containins names and numbers of various chicks, often possesed by large white dudes

hey wanna be in my chicktionary

chicktionary by unknown May 8, 2003