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Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.
Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.
by estebanz May 19, 2008
mugGet the Cocktionarymug.

Urban Cocktionary

by your mom April 19, 2003
mugGet the Urban Cocktionarymug.

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