Cocktionary

A dictionary that grammar nazis don't know exists. It contains definitions tow ords/language content that supersedes any definition spoken and/or written in any traditional scholar dictionary.

Whenever you misspeak and somebody corrects your language or grammar just say:

"Oh yea? I got something better than your stupid dictionary, I got my definition from my cocktionary"

The saying usually goes better when you make a masturbating gesture with your hand.

by estebanz May 19, 2008

Urban Cocktionary

a more extreme version of Urban Dictionary.

Urban Cocktionary : Urban Dictionary :: X-games : Olympics

by your mom April 19, 2003

chicktionary

A small book filled with copius ammounts of chicks names and numbers

I am bored time to check my chicktionary

by whitey May 8, 2003

Chicktionary

Opposite of Dicktionary

Little black book used for booty-calls; use a Chicktionary to call a lady; use a Dicktionary to call a guy

by SidneeBlogs January 7, 2012

Chucktionary

Where did Chuck learn that word? The Chucktionary!

So backwards that it came from a chucktionary!

by Auntie Biotic September 4, 2016

Urban Coctionary

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

chicktionary

A small book containins names and numbers of various chicks, often possesed by large white dudes

hey wanna be in my chicktionary

by unknown May 8, 2003