cocooned 

When you become so isolative in your life, that you enter a cocoon, becoming self sufficient & not reliant on others.

You care not for interaction of other human beings as they bore the tits of you.
Any small talk attempted by strangers will incur an involvement of involuntary vomiting towards them & onto them.

Dave - I have not seen Jeff in weeks?

Joe - He`s cocooned man. He has entered the twilight zone of his own mind and no one is invited.

cocooned by flightyzeus July 23, 2012

Cocooned Butterfly 

A term used to describe a 'closeted' homosexual or bisexual male

"I think my friend is a cocooned butterfly"

Cocooned Butterfly by archergirl19 March 13, 2015

reverse cocooner 

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.

"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."

reverse cocooner by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008

cocooner 

when an ugly child becomes a hot teen or adult.

"wow alex was an ugly child!"
"yeah man but she's a cocooner"
"definitely"
"it's too bad her sister was a reverse cocooner"
"i know tell me about it"

cocooner by ugaswimmer October 18, 2008

cacooned 

When a woman in latex gets ganged banged and bukkaked to the point where she looks as if wrapped in cacoon of semen.

Me and my homies had a great night when we cacooned this girl at the Beloit Holiday Inn

cacooned by Jacobswags January 8, 2018

reverse cocooner 

the opposite of a cocooner. it is when a person starts out as an ugly child and then becomes attractive when they get older.

"your sister was such an ugly child"
"yeah but look at her now"
"damn! she's hot now. what the hell happened?"
"yeah...she's a reverse cocooner."

reverse cocooner by ugaswimmer4490 January 16, 2009

cocooner 

a person that started out as a good looking child and looked like they would continue to look good but then loses their cuteness at some point and is not attractive anymore later on in life

"aaaw he was such a cute child!"
"yeah its too bad he's a cocooner..."
"oh my god i know. how unfortunate"

cocooner by ugaswimmer4490 January 16, 2009