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when your breath smells like cognac
your breath smells like cockyak
cockyak by yaklicious June 12, 2024
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cockyank 

cock-yank When someone jacks off a penis
I need a cockyank
cockyank by dickemdowndewey July 30, 2019

cocktaker 

one who takes cock,( i.e in the butt, usually young gay men), but it can also be a heterosexual person( vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) Twinks are cocktakers.
Ernie you're such a cocktaker!
cocktaker by Katinka Cocktaker April 5, 2007

cockyacking 

A quite intense sport which involves a male and a female open to Mutual Use. Uniforms generally consist of assless chaps. When one Cockyacks, the pair lie ontop of an overturned kayack and the woman must ride the Cock and the kayak while maintaining poise and aesthetic appeal. If a woman makes her partner come before the course is over, 10 points are taken away automatically. When scoring, points may be deducted Falling off the boat and ejaculation. (for an extra challenge, choose a particularily rocky river to heighten the pleasure and challenge).
OMFG, yesterday we went cockyacking for such a long time. I thought that he was going to blow his load the entire ride down. After our run, i finished him off, Katie could never leave a man hanging, just like the African Swallows, They look out for needs of others no matter how kinky it gets. When she is in heat, she has been linked to many men, satisfying each of their desires. But no matter who She is servicing, her catch phrase remains the same. PYCIMM!
cockyacking by Assless Chaps November 17, 2007

cocksaki 

The ancient japanese art of beating off an army of cocks the way a samurai beats off an army of men.
Pronounced: cock-sah-kee
1.) Wow! Sara must be trained in the art of cocksaki. She has blown every guy on the football team.

2.) John is a true samurai. He has a black belt in cocksaki. Last I heard he was going to change his apartment into a dojo for the dong.
cocksaki by Chris from 303 January 19, 2009

Cockcake 

A chocolate cake that has been half eaten by people who do not own it, and then the owner puts his c*ck in the remaining half before making the people eat the rest.
Joshua: Who has eaten half of my cake?
Laura,Emma,Lucy: We did.
Joshua: Well you can finish the rest, it is outside your door.
....
(the girls eat the cake)
....
Joshua: ahahahahhahahaha guess what I put in it. That's what you call a Cockcake.
Cockcake by LB,EH,LM February 6, 2009
A yard of cocks. When you die your penis will go to the cockyard.
My uncle’s penis was sent to the cockyard after he died.
Cockyard by Zenith90 January 21, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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