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Cockalley 

Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.
"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"

or

"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"

or

"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"
Cockalley by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

Cockabler 

A cockabler is one who is actively trying to get his buddies laid. The opposite of a cock-blocker.
"Yeah, I hooked up with that chick that Cole set me up with. I love that guy, he is such a cockabler."
Cockabler by Matty VB January 23, 2009

Cockable 

When one has reached full cockness, it is almost liking reaching nirvana, but better.
Thanks for the food, your cockable man!
Cockable by sturvc March 15, 2021

Cockalepsy 

Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job
She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy
Cockalepsy by PS_Chaos June 1, 2009

cockable 

Damn, with that booty, she's hella cockable.
cockable by Richie W October 21, 2003

Cockalepscy 

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.
A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.
Cockalepscy by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016