Cockakazee

Another Word for a "Wing Man"... One who takes one for the team.

Dude Im talking to this hot chick but she has a whale of a friend, I need you for a Cockakazee Mission.

by BuffaloHunter July 10, 2011

cockamamee

silly, foolish, idiotic, bullshit

Stop giving cockamamee excuses for your tardiness.

by You Don't Know Jiu-Jitsu June 17, 2010

Cockakaze

Cockakaze is the act in wich you cock block somone (Usually a friend) whilst also cock blocking yourself.

It’s an act of pure spite, Only to be used when a friend is attempting to hit on a girl you like, and they are doing a better job.

I cockakaze’d my friend by convincing the the girl that we were both into , by telling her that we both love to fuck hairy men, and she believed me.

by Lil Yevie June 11, 2018

Cockikaze

A desperate and extreme act of cockblocking, based on the kamikaze principle of self-destruction as an offensive technique. Cockikaze is the act of cockblocking with such power and zeal that you not only prevent others from getting any, but yourself as well. Can also be used as a title for anyone performing a cockikaze act, or as an adjective for extraordinary and reckless cockblocking behavior.

As a noun: "We gotta clear this party out before mom and dad get back. I'm gonna do a cockikaze; the dudes will leave if we can drive all the chicks out; none of them hoes are bangable anyway."

As a title: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Commander Cockikaze, and I'm licensed and certified in the art of cockblocking. That means I'll be making sure nobody gets laid tonight, myself included!"

As an adjective: "This party is a complete clusterfuck. I had these two hotties on my jock, then some douchebag went totally cockikaze and tried to felch the neighbors' dog, and all the chicks left. Now it's a sausage fest!"

by Admiral Viggo August 8, 2014