Cockcake

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A chocolate cake that has been half eaten by people who do not own it, and then the owner puts his c*ck in the remaining half before making the people eat the rest.

Joshua: Who has eaten half of my cake?
Laura,Emma,Lucy: We did.
Joshua: Well you can finish the rest, it is outside your door.
....
(the girls eat the cake)
....
Joshua: ahahahahhahahaha guess what I put in it. That's what you call a Cockcake.

Cockcake by LB,EH,LM February 6, 2009

Words you can keep

cuckcake

A cuckcake is a female identified participant in a cuckquean scene who has sex with the dominant. The female equivalent of a bull.

Jane was Ray and Kiki's cuckcake and would often have sex with Ray while Kiki watched.

cuckcake by Rebel Queen 1323 November 20, 2015

Related Words

Cockcake • cuckcake • cockbaker • Cockcade • Cocktaker 3000 • 10P cock cake • cock cage • Cock Cave • cock taker • cock bake

cuckcake

The mistress or side-dish in an affair. Usually associated with a cuckquean (a woman who is aroused by her male partner having sex with another woman or women).

John was out with his cuckcake while his cuckquean wife waited at home, playing with herself and waiting for all the juicy details.

cuckcake by d.neko November 10, 2015

Word of the Day on October 25, 2023

cockcage

Male chasity device that locks around the testicles with a cage that prevents the penis from getting hard. Device prevents a male from having sex or masturbating. Device also forces a male to sit when urinating.

I wanted him to remember who's in charge so I locked him in a cockcage.

I don't trust him around other women so I force him to wear a cockcage.

cockcage by GayWhiteBottom4BBC May 22, 2018

cocktaker

one who takes cock,( i.e in the butt, usually young gay men), but it can also be a heterosexual person( vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) Twinks are cocktakers.

Ernie you're such a cocktaker!

cocktaker by Katinka Cocktaker April 5, 2007

Cocktaker 3000

Someone who cops penis in and around the mouth 24/7.

Hamish: Yo Adam you beast

Adam: Not now you cocktaker 3000 I'm tuning some chicks

Cocktaker 3000 by Nico36 November 8, 2010

Cockcade

To be surrounded by an extreme amount of cocks and not being able to escape.

Guy 1 : Dude! I was stuck in the men's locker room for an hour!
Guy 2 : Must have been one huge cockcade.

Cockcade by kal2021 March 15, 2011

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026