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Cockcake 

A chocolate cake that has been half eaten by people who do not own it, and then the owner puts his c*ck in the remaining half before making the people eat the rest.
Joshua: Who has eaten half of my cake?
Laura,Emma,Lucy: We did.
Joshua: Well you can finish the rest, it is outside your door.
....
(the girls eat the cake)
....
Joshua: ahahahahhahahaha guess what I put in it. That's what you call a Cockcake.
Cockcake by LB,EH,LM February 6, 2009
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cuckcake 

A cuckcake is a female identified participant in a cuckquean scene who has sex with the dominant. The female equivalent of a bull.
Jane was Ray and Kiki's cuckcake and would often have sex with Ray while Kiki watched.
cuckcake by Rebel Queen 1323 November 20, 2015

cuckcake 

The mistress or side-dish in an affair. Usually associated with a cuckquean (a woman who is aroused by her male partner having sex with another woman or women).
John was out with his cuckcake while his cuckquean wife waited at home, playing with herself and waiting for all the juicy details.
cuckcake by d.neko November 10, 2015
Word of the Day on October 25, 2023

cockcage 

Male chasity device that locks around the testicles with a cage that prevents the penis from getting hard. Device prevents a male from having sex or masturbating. Device also forces a male to sit when urinating.
I wanted him to remember who's in charge so I locked him in a cockcage.

I don't trust him around other women so I force him to wear a cockcage.

cocktaker 

one who takes cock,( i.e in the butt, usually young gay men), but it can also be a heterosexual person( vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) Twinks are cocktakers.
Ernie you're such a cocktaker!
cocktaker by Katinka Cocktaker April 5, 2007

Cocktaker 3000

Someone who cops penis in and around the mouth 24/7.
Hamish: Yo Adam you beast

Adam: Not now you cocktaker 3000 I'm tuning some chicks
Cocktaker 3000 by Nico36 November 8, 2010

Cockcade 

To be surrounded by an extreme amount of cocks and not being able to escape.
Guy 1 : Dude! I was stuck in the men's locker room for an hour!
Guy 2 : Must have been one huge cockcade.
Cockcade by kal2021 March 15, 2011
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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