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cocky smocky 

Worse then regular cocky. Cocky to the point of making someone want to tear their hair out and question their existence.
Girl: "Did you see that guy earlier? Cocky smocky little bastard..."

Girl 2: "Yeah my boyfriend gets all cocky smocky if I try to correct him on something..he just winks and calls me sweetheart. Ugh!"
cocky smocky by bmartin_frisco December 10, 2017

Shocky Cocky 

The act of taking a stolen car battery and jumper cables, and fixing the negative connector to the base of the penis and the positive to the tip of the penis and reaching climax from the intense electrical stimulus.
Jack: Hey! Someone stole my porsche's battery?
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky
Shocky Cocky by Fegamonel March 28, 2025

cock-socket 

a hole where a cock fits, to be fucked
cock-socket by hatepoll September 3, 2010

cock sock 

A small cloth sock worn by male actors in movie love scenes that show a lot of skin.
Robert Downey Jr. was forced to wear a cock sock for the love scene because the actress didn't want his druggy penis near her vagina.

Cock Socket 

The holiest of holies, The place to park ones todger.
Show us yer cock socket bitch.
Cock Socket by Sam Mitchell April 1, 2005

threeway cock socket 

a woman inclined to being sexually penetrated simultaneously in the mouth, pussy and anus
The best porn starlets are all threeway cock sockets.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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