23 definitions by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D.

McDonalds

A restaurant with good tasting food, but unfortunatly prepeared by underpaid teenagers, or adult losers who don't care about anything so that they might add special McBodily fluid, or McGerm additions to your food.

Boy this Mcdonalds cheeseburger is good tasting, but I can't help but think I shouldn't be eating this since a greasy pimple faced kid made this. If only they would use McRobots instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

sammy sosa

One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.

Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

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by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

wendys

A fast food restaurant that often spices up the food with a mouse or other rodent in their food. Especially the chili.

I loves them Wendys rodent food!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

crapola

The color that derives from melting every Crayola crayon ever made togther.

I melted my entire 96 pack of Crayola crayons in a metal pot and it formed the ugly color known as crapola.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 27, 2003

Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

Martha Stewart

A sweet old rich bitch I would like to screw and get money from.

I had sex with Martha Stewart and now I have access to the petty cash.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003