cockwaste

A person or institution that has the potential to be very helpful but instead fails; instead of "Creating or changing a life", they just become "jizz on your face".

1. The cop who responded to the 911 call but went to the wrong address and shot the family dog is a real cockwaste.

2. After I paid my bill in full, the billing department still sent me to collections; that office is a bunch of cockwastes.

by isaycake August 10, 2016

cocknate

A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets

Spencer drives like a damn cocknate

by A squared April 20, 2015

Cockasseur

A great handler of cock.

Will is a classic cockasseur!

by nemandwill September 7, 2019

cocktastic

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.

Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Cockwashed

It’s like your brainwashed by a cock

When the Dick is so good it is all you can think about

Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.

by Jason’s Sugar Tits May 2, 2021

cocknasty

Nastier than the nastiest thing you can imagine. It's not just nasty, it's cocknasty.

Matt- I just farted.
Chris- Your flatulance is cocknasty!

by Snug-E Bling May 12, 2009

cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.

"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."

by arsebum October 17, 2009