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Cockpasted

Covering a surface entirely with cum
Damn bro, $NFLX got cockpasted this week
by OctagonalDilk April 30, 2022
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Cockwashed

It’s like your brainwashed by a cock

When the Dick is so good it is all you can think about
Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.
by Jason’s Sugar Tits May 2, 2021
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cockmaster

Synonym for gay. A male who is thought to have mastered the penis.

True mastery of the cock requires regular practice.
Cockmastery can NOT be achieved by masturbating as this only results in the mastery of ONE cock (ones own), not cocks in general.
Therefore a cockmaster is a male who is thought to handle other peoples penises frequently, thereby aquiring skills that have to be considered masterful.
"Hello."
"Piss off, cockmaster."
by arsebum October 17, 2009
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shitface cockmaster

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock
by JV May 9, 2004
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Cockmastery

Mastery of the Phallus, including but not limited to jazzing the glass, taking in mass amounts of semen, riding wangs, eating cucumbers, jacking the jervis.
Pure and unadulterated Mastery over phallus and all it's functions. Often fellatio, Handjobs, taking in multiple Phalluses into a single orifice.
Man Britany acheived cockmastery last night, she took all four of our dicks and then swallowed like a gallon of cum.

Quiten attained cockmastery when he joined the Man-Navy last week.
by Sed November 10, 2005
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cockmaster general

A person who is a master of cock handling and surpasses the common skill level of someone who would be called an expert. Commonly refers to a homosexual male or a person being accused of being homosexual, but could also be used to refer to a woman good at sex.
That girl I took home last night was a cockmaster general.

Is that your boyfriend? Damn you are a cockmaster general.
by mr. bigglesworth III December 17, 2008
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cockmaster

one who has earned a masters degree in the art of handling cock; someone who really pisses you the fuck off.
1. im tired of that lazy cockmaster not doing any of the work, and still act like hes tired.
by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003
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