cockuldoo

A woman that does not care where the penis is coming from aslong as it heading her way

Jacky is a cockuldoo, she has slept with every guy at work.

by liljonson January 16, 2010

cockadoodle

a morning boner or hard-on

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!

by claudel October 3, 2009

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

by Sambiase September 6, 2016

Cockadoodlepoo

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.

"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"

by Lewhite January 3, 2010

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis

you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it

by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

cockdoodle

When you dip your dick in ink and draw with it.

Person 1: Dude did you see my cockdoodle? I framed it!
Person 2: Sweeet.

by gianluke November 30, 2006

cockadoodle dooed

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.

My girlfriend was pissed this morning after she had been cockadoodle dooed.

by King Cobra 31 December 4, 2011