cocktrump 

To steal (or borrow) a woman who is in a relationship with someone else, because she wants a larger penis, and/or superior sexual prowess.

No matter who you are, there's always someone out there who can cocktrump you, so remember that all women are whores before you go falling in love with one.

cocktrump by leppa polkky June 1, 2011

Cocktropolis 

A mega-city built entirely out of the male reproductive organ.

Hey, why don't you get on the next train to Cocktropolis?

Cocktropolis by CommodoreRauscher January 23, 2009

Cocktrumpeter 

1. One who so vigorously pleases the cock with one's mouth, that the receiver of this act does nothing but emit high-pitched screams of pleasure, not unlike the sound of a trumpet in the upper register.

"Constance is a first-chair Cocktrumpeter."

Cocktrumpeter by Beefy Phil January 6, 2008

Cocksfumps 

Something you say to your local mail man

Oh thanks for the mail COCKSFUMPS (then run)

Cocksfumps by Christopheus June 27, 2019

Cocktupuss 

definition; (noun) the ratio of cock to vagina in any given situation

Used in a sentence

"The cocktupuss at that party last night was amazing"

Cocktupuss by DJ E-Clipse August 9, 2009

cockjumper 

a promiscuous girl who switches guys at least once a month.

Guy:You are so a cockjumper,Lindsy!

cockjumper by tarheel November 30, 2006

Venus Cocktrap 

An extremely hot chick with a very unkempt vagina. Much like a venus flytrap, she lures in her victims with attractive looks, only to horrify them with an agonizingly nasty cunt.

1. Mark: "Dude, I have thrush"
Dave: "Eww man, you know you get that from eating yeast-infected pussy, right?"
Mark: "...she did taste pretty nasty.... BUT SHE WAS SO HOT!!!"
Dave: "Total venus cocktrap"


2."You gave my friend thrush...

With your dirty ass vagina"

Venus Cocktrap by VaginalSclerosis December 20, 2008