What happened when you disappeared last night?
I got some serious cocktion from the hottest chick ever!
I got some serious cocktion from the hottest chick ever!
by 88kaper January 5, 2011
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Take a bath of lemondrops, vodka, or citron, and methamphetamine, or promethazine, and dip a tampon, in it to soak, and then insert that, into a vagina, for 3 hours, remove it, and squeeze that, into a martini glass, with a lemon wedge.
by Alias intern September 19, 2025
Get the Texas cocktion mug.After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
by tenesmus June 1, 2018
Get the cocktoonist mug.The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.
Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
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RUN!!
Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
You aint lying! Look!!
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RUN!!
Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
by Scrotobot August 25, 2009
Get the Cocktronamus Prime mug.A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls
The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.
My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!
I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!
I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010
Get the Cocktonsil mug.Hey man, I just scored an eight-ball. How about a 3-day cocation to Yellowstone?
That sounds terrible.
That sounds terrible.
by Timberhill October 26, 2010
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