cocktion

Cock action. Jacking-off, getting head, handjob, or sex.

What happened when you disappeared last night?
I got some serious cocktion from the hottest chick ever!

by 88kaper January 5, 2011

cocktioneer

One who specializes in the auctioning of cocks.

The cocktioneer took bids and the sale of the 7 1/4" cock was finalized

by KennyP06 February 26, 2017

Cocktion

Cock options

I have no cocktions right now

by NoCocktions April 11, 2021

Texas cocktion

Take a bath of lemondrops, vodka, or citron, and methamphetamine, or promethazine, and dip a tampon, in it to soak, and then insert that, into a vagina, for 3 hours, remove it, and squeeze that, into a martini glass, with a lemon wedge.

They ladies, served their gentlemen, Texas cocktions.

by Alias intern September 19, 2025