cocktarp 

1. A condom, rubber. latex love slipper.

2. Also known to be a blanket, made of cocks. A

person that irks you, or is just a complete fool

and asshat idiot.

1. "if you are gonna fcuk, throw a cocktarp on it"

2. "when he gets drunk, he's a complete cocktarp, what an idiot"

cocktarp by absolom9 June 19, 2010

Cocktapp 

Cocktail and an appetizer combined as one "dish."

The Cocktapp could be a Cucumber Mojito w slices of extra cucumber, and a side of ranch for dipping the cucumber. Dubbed "The Cucumber Cowboy."

Cocktapp by Dubshakes June 29, 2009

cocktard 

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick

suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night

cocktard by Jimbo December 12, 2003

cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master

Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!

cocktard slave by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003

cocktapus 

a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.

This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).

The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.

I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.

What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???

cocktapus by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007

Venus Cocktrap 

An extremely hot chick with a very unkempt vagina. Much like a venus flytrap, she lures in her victims with attractive looks, only to horrify them with an agonizingly nasty cunt.

1. Mark: "Dude, I have thrush"
Dave: "Eww man, you know you get that from eating yeast-infected pussy, right?"
Mark: "...she did taste pretty nasty.... BUT SHE WAS SO HOT!!!"
Dave: "Total venus cocktrap"


2."You gave my friend thrush...

With your dirty ass vagina"

Venus Cocktrap by VaginalSclerosis December 20, 2008

Cocktapussy 

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.

"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"

Cocktapussy by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012