1. A condom, rubber. latex love slipper.
2. Also known to be a blanket, made of cocks. A
person that irks you, or is just a complete fool
and asshat idiot.
2. Also known to be a blanket, made of cocks. A
person that irks you, or is just a complete fool
and asshat idiot.
1. "if you are gonna fcuk, throw a cocktarp on it"
2. "when he gets drunk, he's a complete cocktarp, what an idiot"
2. "when he gets drunk, he's a complete cocktarp, what an idiot"
by absolom9 June 19, 2010
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by Jimbo December 12, 2003
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by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003
Get the cocktard slave mug.a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.
This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).
The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.
I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.
What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???
I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.
What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???
by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007
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1. Mark: "Dude, I have thrush"
Dave: "Eww man, you know you get that from eating yeast-infected pussy, right?"
Mark: "...she did taste pretty nasty.... BUT SHE WAS SO HOT!!!"
Dave: "Total venus cocktrap"
2."You gave my friend thrush...
With your dirty ass vagina"
Dave: "Eww man, you know you get that from eating yeast-infected pussy, right?"
Mark: "...she did taste pretty nasty.... BUT SHE WAS SO HOT!!!"
Dave: "Total venus cocktrap"
2."You gave my friend thrush...
With your dirty ass vagina"
by VaginalSclerosis December 20, 2008
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"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"
"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"
by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012
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