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cockswoll 

1. Strong as fuck.
2. Urinary tract infection.
1: That mexican kid is cockswoll.
2: It's 'cuz them beaners be jumpin' dem fences!
cockswoll by in4m8ion June 4, 2008
Words you can keep

cockswallop 

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.
Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.
cockswallop by Husky simons July 22, 2019

cocksole 

to comfort someone at a time of grief or disappointment with your penis
jon: Hey buddy, whats up with tootch?
joe: She's a mess bro. Her dog ran away.
jon: Damn, you better get there and cocksole her.
joe: I wish. She's been with a "friend" all day so I'm sure he's been cocksoling her.
jon: oofa..

Cockswallogy 

Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.
Cockswallogy by Yerac July 18, 2009

norman cockwell 

Painting a woman with cum when a guy blows his load from a hand job.
He pulled out and finished with a hand job, painting her body with cum like he was Norman Cockwell.
norman cockwell by Cheeaintlion December 16, 2015
That a certain person is such a insufferable dickhead that when wearing clothes they become just a giant walking cock wrapped up in flat bread. Mostly found in Australia.
Shit! Here comes that fucking cockroll Dave, if he spills his drink on me again i'll fucking smash him.
cockroll by Raptor21 September 20, 2015

codswollop

Nonsense - old irish slang
OH you're talking codswollop
codswollop by Allen October 15, 2002
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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