A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.
Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.
jon: Hey buddy, whats up with tootch?
joe: She's a mess bro. Her dog ran away.
jon: Damn, you better get there and cocksole her.
joe: I wish. She's been with a "friend" all day so I'm sure he's been cocksoling her.
jon: oofa..
That a certain person is such a insufferable dickhead that when wearing clothes they become just a giant walking cock wrapped up in flat bread. Mostly found in Australia.