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cockswallop 

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A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.
Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.
cockswallop by Husky simons July 22, 2019

cocksole 

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to comfort someone at a time of grief or disappointment with your penis
jon: Hey buddy, whats up with tootch?
joe: She's a mess bro. Her dog ran away.
jon: Damn, you better get there and cocksole her.
joe: I wish. She's been with a "friend" all day so I'm sure he's been cocksoling her.
jon: oofa..

Cockswallogy 

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Jane majored in Cockswallogy in college, but was only able to find a job in porn with her degree as a Cockswallogist.
Cockswallogy by Yerac July 18, 2009

norman cockwell 

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Painting a woman with cum when a guy blows his load from a hand job.
He pulled out and finished with a hand job, painting her body with cum like he was Norman Cockwell.
norman cockwell by Cheeaintlion December 16, 2015

cockroll

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That a certain person is such a insufferable dickhead that when wearing clothes they become just a giant walking cock wrapped up in flat bread. Mostly found in Australia.
Shit! Here comes that fucking cockroll Dave, if he spills his drink on me again i'll fucking smash him.
cockroll by Raptor21 September 20, 2015

codswollop

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Nonsense - old irish slang
OH you're talking codswollop
codswollop by Allen October 15, 2002
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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