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cocksmile 

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard
cocksmile by Long Don September 22, 2012
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cocksmile 

also see"jaffie"
That jaffie got peanut butter on my chocolate!

cocksmile 

Person who exhibits a certain flair for causing wordfagotryword. Cocksmiles are usually very arrogant, believeg themselves to be right on every matter. Most often they are not. A cocksmile will stop at nothing to get your girlfriend drunk and let 89 black guys have sex with her, and when confronted about it, will surely try and place blame on someone else. Cocksmiles couldn't fight to save their lives.
var., adj.: cocksmilian. having to do with cocksmiles and their behavior.
That fucking cocksmile stole my parking spot, and laughed about it until I beat his ass.

Stop this cocksmilian wordfagotryword at once.
cocksmile by bastard November 27, 2002

Cockadile Tears 

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying
She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face
Cockadile Tears by Balbal69 May 14, 2020

cockshire 

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays
Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello
cockshire by Whitey April 11, 2004

Cockidile 

A woman who displays use of teeth when giving oral pleasure
Man that bitch tore up my dick, she’s a total cockidile

master cocksmith 

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.
Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.
master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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