cocksterf

When you're so OD that you can't speak english, your friends have to wipe your ass after shitting, and you end up waking up in the bathtub in your own yack. Oh and you lost your shoe on your way home.

Oh no cocksterf is coming out tonight!

cocksterf by dildobaggins456 April 23, 2017

cockstar 

An individual with big dick and ball mentality.

Darin is big dick ballin like a cockstar!

cockstar by padre February 21, 2021

Cockserphobia 

Cockserphobia originates from the word claustrophobia. Claustrophobia is the fear of being in a space that is too small. Cockserphobia is the fear of having more than one penis inside of you at one time.

Me: Hey Sarah want to have a threesome with two dudes this weekend?

Sarah: No I have cockserphobia...

Me: What's that?

Sarah: I'm scared of having more than one penis in me at one time.

Me: Word

Cockserphobia by Balls out. Ya dig? January 10, 2014

Cockstar Games 

An insult for Rockstar Games and their horrible decisions.

Guy1: Dude did you hear that Rockstar uploaded another update?
Guy2:Yeah Cockstar Games really messed up this time.

Cockstar Games by DankMemeBunny May 6, 2018

cocksperience 

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.

"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"

cocksperience by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014

cockstress 

a female has mastered the art of aiding a man in reaching an orgasm, usually frequently in one sexual encounter, by an means of penetrative and non-penetrative sex

"man, I had an incredible night with this chick last night, she got me off so many times, I was defenceless against her skills, she was a master cockstress!"

cockstress by beaujalais October 15, 2011

cocksnorfler 

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly

Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.

cocksnorfler by Mr Internet August 27, 2007