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:when you smell what his cock smells like and then after you fuck him your pussy seems to smell like his cock for a day or two, even after showers.

it may be my imagiation but I KNOW IT EXISTS

After I fucked Chris in the grass I could smell his cockstench on my pussy for a week.

cockstench by McTitty July 1, 2006

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cockstench

a person who you dislike to a great extent

What the hell does that cockstench want?

cockstench by c mac d June 30, 2003

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Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

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cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

cockstache by Anonymous September 10, 2003

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cocksmunch

an exclamation, derogatory reference about a person who is doing something fucked up.

get the fuck in your lane you stupid cocksmunch!!

cocksmunch by freedav05 December 26, 2006

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Cockstache

James and Taskin, the inventors of the Cockstache, are also proud wearers of one. Defintion not needed.

"Yo I got a big dick"
"Same"
"Cockstache.."
"Same"

Cockstache by Teekizzy December 28, 2011

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cocksmenship

The art of laying cock to a woman. When a man is truly proud of how well he fucks and with good reason. He takes pride in fucking and pleasing a woman. Not a minuteman.

Brad has great cocksmenship and can go all night. I have never gotten off so much.

cocksmenship by BsfcBdc August 2, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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