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cocksnorkel 

My math teacher is a fucking cocksnorkel.
cocksnorkel by Kaeln December 25, 2003
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cocksnorfler 

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly
Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.
cocksnorfler by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

cock snorkel 

A person with a large nose.
That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air.
cock snorkel by JackGeorge March 12, 2008

cocksnore 

Derived from the image of an actual cock snoring. One who is an idiot/moron/tool or just a plain pain in the ass.
Jim: Hey Bob, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: No Jim, I have to eat dinner with my parents.
Jim: You're such a fuckin cocksnore.
cocksnore by Michael March 11, 2003

Cocksnorkeller 

One who engages in the venerable art of cocksnorkelling, in which one sucks cock by primal necessity, in the same way that one requires air while swimming.
"So man, your ex likes to give head, huh?"
"Yep, she's an absolute cocksnorkeller."
Cocksnorkeller by Bobfandangle December 22, 2009

cocksnorfler 

One who snorfles cock.
Man, Tom is such a cocksnorfler. He'd snorfle a cock all day.
cocksnorfler by nightrose November 8, 2005
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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