JackGeorge's definitions

cock snorkel

A person with a large nose.

That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air.

by JackGeorge March 12, 2008

Spicapedia

A highly offensive term referring to a Spanish-speaking person from Mexico, Central or South America, Spain, or Portugal with a education or a large knowledge of facts. A Mexican encyclopedia.

Jose is a spicapedia, he know all kinds of useless facts.

by JackGeorge June 4, 2009

curtain skirt

When a girls skirt is really short and you can see her vagina or "curtains."

Hey, check her out, she's wearing a curtain skirt!

by JackGeorge March 5, 2008

Sunday Funnies

To fuck a girls arm pit from the back while she reads the Sunday paper funny pages and finally finishing on that paper.

I gave Mary a Sunday funnies last night!

by JackGeorge August 7, 2006

Dick Sweater

To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.

Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.

by JackGeorge June 1, 2009