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cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.
That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

cock snorkel 

A person with a large nose.
That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air.
cock snorkel by JackGeorge March 12, 2008

Cock Snorkeling

An individual that relies on penis just like a snorkeler relies on a snorkel
Why is Rider finally looking healthy? Because he was cock snorkeling in Zanzibar all week.
Cock Snorkeling by Ridenasty February 28, 2017

Cock-snorkle 

The act of giving felacio underwater.
She was eager to get to the pool so she could passionately cock-snorkle him.
Cock-snorkle by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017

Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.
Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau

cock snorkle 

underwater breathing apparatus made from the male genetailia
can i borrow your dads cock snorkle to look for dolphins
cock snorkle by big fraze June 20, 2008
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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