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Cock-Snorkeler  

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.
"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"
Cock-Snorkeler by bshan2001 October 12, 2008
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cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.

That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

cock snorkel 

A person with a large nose.
That bitch has a cock snorkel, she could give you head all day and never come up for air.
cock snorkel by JackGeorge March 12, 2008

Cock Snorkeling

An individual that relies on penis just like a snorkeler relies on a snorkel
Why is Rider finally looking healthy? Because he was cock snorkeling in Zanzibar all week.
Cock Snorkeling by Ridenasty February 28, 2017

Cock-snorkle 

The act of giving felacio underwater.
She was eager to get to the pool so she could passionately cock-snorkle him.
Cock-snorkle by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017

Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.
Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau

cock snorkle 

underwater breathing apparatus made from the male genetailia
can i borrow your dads cock snorkle to look for dolphins
cock snorkle by big fraze June 20, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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