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Cockjockey
Person of usually male gender that enjoys riding a cock. The Cockjockey is more often than not very promiscuous.
In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?
Cockjockey by Ironcastle December 9, 2008
Cockmoney
A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Cockeoke
Pronounced cock-kee-oh-kee. Doing karaoke (singing) while giving a blowjob, with the vibrations adding an extra sensation to the BJ. Sometimes accompanied by holding the penis as. Microphone for effect.
Bernadette gave her husband a cockeoke blowjob, prompting him to say "don't talk with your mouth full."
Cockeoke by Faster Redhead July 5, 2017
Cockmonkey
Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.
Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"
Cockmonkey by Merchant August 30, 2005
cockmonkey
Victurnal: "Hey you fruity nipple asscrack! what chu doin after the club?"
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."
Gay Guy: "Dude vic, i blow dudes and am a cockmonkey."
cockmonkey by D bizzle and M shizzle December 5, 2003
cockjockey
cockjockey by Kale23 September 15, 2009
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