Goddam

To Be Shielded By God From A Flood Of Bullshit, Pain, Suffering, Hardship, Bad Vibes, Or Haters.

@Dregg_Goddam is my goddam. He makes me laugh, even though my bills are due and I'm dead broke.

by Dregg Goddam July 17, 2017

goddam

Adj. Used to express acute negative feeling.

I wish I wasn't so Goddam useless.

by beteo January 26, 2004

goddams

a pair of short shorts that fit perfectly right, the shorts fit so perfect the only comment you hear is goddamn.

There are going to be alot of hot guys at the beach so I am gonna wear my goddams

by Missy Melons November 9, 2011

goddam

The improper way of spelling goddamn, which is slang for god damn.

A: this is so uncool, goddam!
B: umm, did god build a beaver dam or something?
A: no, I mean the word.. dam! you know
B: you're spelling it wrong!

by POQbum October 23, 2012

The Goddam Batman

An individual who is the supreme, undisputed master of something, someone, someplace or just everything.

What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Do you know who I am? I'm the goddam Batman!

by Zombie Matt September 13, 2008

The Goddam Batman

Are you retarded? It's the goddam Batman!

If the goddam Batman feels like driving the goddam batmobile and having a can of the goddam anti-shark bat-spray-can in the goddam batcopter, he'll have one. Goddam it.

by Calvin Goddam Luther September 29, 2009

ri-goddam-diculous

adv. or adj.

A word used by dr evil to describe a situation that was so stupid and made so little sense, that it was just BEYOND ridiculous...

"okay, now that's just ri-goddam-diculous!"

by OsirisFrost November 19, 2005