cockpity

when a person sucks balls

i cockpity my boyfriend on the bed.

by WHATUPURDUM May 24, 2022

The Cockpit

A General term for a Gay Bar.

Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.

by Charlie Badass May 31, 2018

creole cockpit

New Orleans, Louisiana

Ya I'm from New Orleans, the creole cockpit.

by yung v February 27, 2009

cockpit

Cockpit, aka vagina, The cockpit admits the male penis for sexual intercourse. A pleasure hole.

she had a moist and Accommodating cockpit.

by Duran Duran April 25, 2006

Cockpittance

1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.

2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.

1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).

2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

cockpit

Area in an aircraft that holds pilot and co-pilot crew. Driver's seat in a race car.

Slang: Vagina

That was one tight cockpit.

by MoonKnight November 11, 2002

Cockpit Blocked

When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.

Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?

Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!

by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015