Definitions by GotAFuckingUsername

Jamify 

To change into pajamas.

Let me jamify before i brush my teeth!

Jamify by GotAFuckingUsername September 11, 2015

Cockpit Blocked 

When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.

Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?

Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!

Cockpit Blocked by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015

Snoop Clogg 

When Snoop Dogg clogs your toilet.

John: Ew, oh my god your toilet is disgusting! What happened?

Oliver: I invited Snoop Dogg and he left a big Snoop Clogg...

Snoop Clogg by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015

Guesstimate 

A word that teachers and old ladies use to sound annoying, even though it literally means the same thing as estimate.

Student: Can you show me how to solve this equation?

Teacher: Sure! You start with a little guesstimate, and th-

Student: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Guesstimate by GotAFuckingUsername September 7, 2015

gang of scoob 

A pack or large mass of people who have experienced the feeling of scoob. Members of the gang of scoob are usually from large countries; such as Canada. The Gang Of Scoob originated October 11th, 2013, and currently has over 1,000,000 followers, making it the fastest growing group in the world.

Some fun facts about the gang of scoob:
1. The Gang Of Scoob was meant to be a secret group, only open to the people who have experienced scoob more than twice. This plan, unfortunately, failed.
2. The Gang Of Scoob is not in any way a reference to the television show scooby doo.
3. The Gang Of Scoob originated on the video game GTA V, and back then, was only populated by the scoobiest people around.

Man: How many times have you experienced scoob?

Man 2: Um, about four i guess...

Man: Welcome to the Gang of Scoob!

gang of scoob by GotAFuckingUsername October 14, 2013