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Cockpitting

The sex act of putting ones penis in another's armpit.
"Have you ever tried cockpitting?" "No, I don't wanna get deodorant on my dick."
by Notabrickwall February 7, 2013
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Cockpitting

The art of inserting a penis (erect) into a fully-prepared uterus
Holy fuck Dave, I was cockpitting this dog-ass bitch last night, she woke up severely damaged
by BallPot November 24, 2023
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Cockpitting

The art of inserting a penis (erect) into a fully-prepared uterus
Holy fuck Dave, I was cockpitting the shit out of this dog-ass bitch last night, she woke up severely damaged’
by BallPot November 24, 2023
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Cockpotting

The act of taking small amounts of food and putting it in your foreskin, tying if off, and letting it marinate for 3-4 hours just like a crockpot.

Turn it into a pressure cooker by getting a boner after placing the food in the foreskin.
The security at the movie theatre was tight so I cockpotted a chicken nugget and sunflower seeds so I can have a snack halfway through the movie. Cockpotting.
by Dysfunctional military guys November 4, 2017
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cockbiting fucktard

1. The Red team in Red Vs Blue.

2. The act of biting cocks while being a fucking retard.
Tex: Great. You broke my voice filter you cockbiting fucktards.
by J00r M0mm4 July 21, 2003
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Cockpittance

1.the ridiculously low salary that airline First Officers are paid.

2.the ridiculously small penis size of Airline Executives.
1. Our airline's policy states that your "cockpittance" (food stamps) are not be used at the grocery store while wearing your First Officer uniform (it makes the airline look cheap).

2. The Director of Operations at XYZ airlines was hung like a peanut, he was endowed with a mere "cockpittance" and treated pilots like crap to compensate.
by Fotofly November 26, 2010
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Crockpotting

The feeling of food churning/ bubbling/ cooking through your digestive system before you make a poop.
Geesh, I'm crockpotting from that Indian buffet; I need to find a toilet right now.
by Joeman575 July 9, 2017
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