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Partial acronym from Jew, Israeli, and Zionist, with the ending from goyim. Although it refers to a group that pre-dates Zionism and the creation of Israel, the term serves as a useful historical bridge, and politically correct - if indeed contemptuous - way to refer to this domineering and arrogant non-semitic group.
What the Jizim have done to the Palestinians since occupying their land resembles nothing so much as the actions of Nazi Germany.
Jizim by Shlomo Hussein January 18, 2009
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you make me wanna jizim
jizim by tballa April 21, 2005

jizim junky 

An individual that craves semen, or more specifically cocksnott.
That jizim junky is thirsting for my cock snott!
jizim junky by biggdogg September 4, 2003

Bucket of Jizim 

Something that beyond sucks, comparable to jizim in a bucket, slimey and rank. It was coined around '05. Use of the phrase as full; "Giant Bucket of Horse Jizim", is often noted.
"God, that movie was a giant bucket of jizim!"
Bucket of Jizim by vx gas attack October 1, 2007
A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.
Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.

She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.

I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.

My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!
Jizmuck by DMonkage December 14, 2013

Jizzmata 

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.
At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.
Jizzmata by Flant April 5, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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