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by Cupernicus November 8, 2002
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Jizim

Partial acronym from Jew, Israeli, and Zionist, with the ending from goyim. Although it refers to a group that pre-dates Zionism and the creation of Israel, the term serves as a useful historical bridge, and politically correct - if indeed contemptuous - way to refer to this domineering and arrogant non-semitic group.
What the Jizim have done to the Palestinians since occupying their land resembles nothing so much as the actions of Nazi Germany.
by Shlomo Hussein January 18, 2009
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jizim

you make me wanna jizim
by tballa April 21, 2005
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jizim junky

An individual that craves semen, or more specifically cocksnott.
That jizim junky is thirsting for my cock snott!
by biggdogg September 4, 2003
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Bucket of Jizim

Something that beyond sucks, comparable to jizim in a bucket, slimey and rank. It was coined around '05. Use of the phrase as full; "Giant Bucket of Horse Jizim", is often noted.
"God, that movie was a giant bucket of jizim!"
by vx gas attack October 1, 2007
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Jizmuck

A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.
Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.

She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.

I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.

My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!
by DMonkage December 14, 2013
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Jizzmata

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.
At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.
by Flant April 5, 2009
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