cocknogger

to nog a cock (one step beyond smoking it)

"You cocknogger!"

by shimrah November 10, 2003

Cocklodger

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.

Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.

by Early D January 15, 2008

cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

by scott burrill December 9, 2003

cockhuggers

Female Breasts. Commonly used while a man is tittyfucking a woman.

Man! my girlfried's cockhugers are massive....bet you'd like to tittyfuck some of dat huh Grandpa?

by JamesEX March 7, 2004

cocknockery

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

by Prick Police March 9, 2014