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cocknniving

Adjective to describe a member of the male sex whose soul purpose in life is the planning and execution of activities that are sinister, cruel, immoral, illegal, and/or potential harmful. Related to the word "cuntnniving".
Randy, my ex-husband, is such a cocknniving SOB, if for nothing else than planning to betray me, setting me up. and having me arrested!!!
cocknniving by 0jir0 March 11, 2026
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conniving cunt 

Someone who secretly makes plans behind her husband's back to leave him while pretending to attend counseling to reconcile the marriage.
i.e. A conniving cunt is someone who opens her own bank account to transfer funds; says she is going to meet friends she has no plans on meeting; or, leaves a note for her husband asking for a divorce after 17 years. She hides things in YOUR home to help hide the affair for her best girlfriend. She is someone who has no respect for her own marriage or of her friends marriage. Someone you ultimately cannot trust.
conniving cunt by Bitter Husband August 7, 2007
To plot or plan or conspire. Also a back-stabbing person.
I'm conniving a way to get back at my boyfriend for cheating on me.
conniving by gimpygiff March 5, 2008

Conniving Cunt 

A pack of 4-5 money hungry cunts who screw over someone any chance they get.
Conniving Cunts can often be spotted consuming bottles of Sailor Jerry's preparing for a night of cock teasing at local brothels. This pack can also be referred to as a bunch of sluters (aka. sluts) who are extremely materialistic and seek companionship only from those they wish to fuck over later. Often committing adultery, it is highly recommended that any male individual stay as far away from this blood sucking group of cunts as possible.
Conniving Cunt by TheMan85 April 25, 2010

Cockdriving 

1.To place one's asshole on thy knee and drive thy cock along tis thigh as the one on thy knee is holding thy cock with tis hand flat open. Tis person on thy knee is cockdriving while person with tis asshole on thy knee is being cockdriven.

2. Driving with your cock.
1.Dude, that cheerleader was Cockdriving me last night! She's such a little whore.

2.Cockdriving is my thing, my dick is just THAT big. =]
Cockdriving by Matt501678 January 20, 2009

conniving bitch 

a bitch who connives; one who conspires
Oh em gee! She is such a conniving bitch! I can't believe she made me do that!
conniving bitch by Bontaquesha September 6, 2007

Conniving Skanky Bitch 

Plotting behind your back slutty woman
plotting slutty sneaky whore conniving skanky bitch
Conniving Skanky Bitch by Rsamds January 10, 2014
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