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Cockdriving 

1.To place one's asshole on thy knee and drive thy cock along tis thigh as the one on thy knee is holding thy cock with tis hand flat open. Tis person on thy knee is cockdriving while person with tis asshole on thy knee is being cockdriven.

2. Driving with your cock.
1.Dude, that cheerleader was Cockdriving me last night! She's such a little whore.

2.Cockdriving is my thing, my dick is just THAT big. =]
Cockdriving by Matt501678 January 20, 2009
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cockriding 

Favouring a higher authority so they'll favour you.
Low rank: You're looking amazing today!
High rank: Thank you!

Somebody else: That low rank is always cockriding a high rank.
cockriding by LoserPopculture February 25, 2020

Freestyle Cockriding 

When someone is so proficient at riding cock that it becomes almost like an Olympic sport to them and they freestyle while riding the cock.
Dude Jeremy's sister is such a whore she started Freestyle cockriding me last night.

Cocksgiving 

It's when you have a orgy on Thanksgiving.
Let's have a cocksgiving.
Cocksgiving by My huge cock December 6, 2018

cocknniving

Adjective to describe a member of the male sex whose soul purpose in life is the planning and execution of activities that are sinister, cruel, immoral, illegal, and/or potential harmful. Related to the word "cuntnniving".
Randy, my ex-husband, is such a cocknniving SOB, if for nothing else than planning to betray me, setting me up. and having me arrested!!!
cocknniving by 0jir0 March 11, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026