0jir0's definitions

cocknniving

Adjective to describe a member of the male sex whose soul purpose in life is the planning and execution of activities that are sinister, cruel, immoral, illegal, and/or potential harmful. Related to the word "cuntnniving".

Randy, my ex-husband, is such a cocknniving SOB, if for nothing else than planning to betray me, setting me up. and having me arrested!!!

by 0jir0 March 11, 2026

vagtism

The first time one experiences a full-on orgasmic GUSH while performing oral sex on a female “squirter”.

Essentially, baptism by a gushing tidal-wave of female orgasmic ejaculate.

"Dude, last night was my first time with a 'squirter', Jillian, and she came HARD, providing me my vagtism!"

by 0jir0 February 12, 2026

the hitchhiker

Similar to "the shocker", but 2 in the pink, and the THUMB in the stink instead!

"The other day, I had this girl spread out, waiting to get heavy...but I surprised her! I flipped her over on her belly and gave her the hitchhiker instead!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by 0jir0 February 3, 2026

titshark

A man who uses skill, deception, and/or manipulation, for the purpose of monetary gain, to win over rich women.

That guy has got to be dating her just for her money...certainly not for her looks or winning personality; dude is a MAD titshark for shacking up with that decrepit twat, just for the payout!

by 0jir0 April 12, 2018

executability

The supposed ability of software code to be executed against other software code in any given context.
Or
The ability of an executioner of "x" skill to successfully "get the job done" on the first swing.

"We have greatly extended the executability of our application by writing the code properly and unit testing it fully"

"That dude has a HUGE neck! I'd give his executability a 5 out of 10, based on Joe's experience, or lack thereof."

by 0jir0 May 12, 2016