Cockford

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Another name for Rockford. (Rockford, IL Rockford, MI ect..) Mainly used by people that are not so keen of the place.

"Hey got any plans this weekend?"

"Yeah, just headin' up to Cockford."

"Damn. Sucks bro.."

Cockford by bc93 November 21, 2011

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Cockfor

A terrible stench and a way to make your friends look silly.

Me: It's smells like cockfor in here.

Friend: What's cockfor?

Me: Having sex.

Cockfor by TwentyFiveToLife March 10, 2011

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crockford

An expert in the field of javascript. Also known as a javascript God.

Hey kevin! You are such a "crockford!"

crockford by nullisnotundefined April 15, 2011

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cocklord

One who worships teh cock. Likes nothing more than to be sprayed in the face with man juice.

Man, that Hecate is such a cocklord

cocklord by bodhi January 19, 2003

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crockford

the act of passing out in a loo, ideally in a public place, and waking up to find excrement and sick up the walls

dave: oh mate, i heard you did a crockford last night
tim: yeah it was messy

ant: whats that smell?
gem: someone did a crockford in there last night

crockford by gc2008 March 20, 2008

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[Kalven Crockford]

(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.

You are such a Kalven Crockford

[Kalven Crockford] by Deejay2260 October 16, 2008

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crockford

The act of passing out in a pile of your own piss and vomit - often in toilter cubicles, but not location specific.

Tim did another crockford last night.

crockford by aps2008 March 19, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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