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Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.
Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!
Cockulator by Sambiase September 6, 2016

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis
you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it
Cockulator by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

Cockanathan 

A slang word for blundering fool, or muddle-headed person, commonly used in Singapore, especially in the army. Similar in meaning with pillock.
Commander to men when outfield: Which cockanathan shat under the tree without first digging a hole to shit in? Own up or I'll make you all prone 10cm away from it for 5 minutes!

or

Look, that moron is late again and giving lame excuses, what a cockanathan.
Cockanathan by Sheenanigans July 14, 2011

Cooganator 

A predator of the concrete jungle; a sexivore, whose prey is the wanton female.

A male who asks no quarter and takes no prisoners in the insatiable pursuit of further sexual conquest
JC: "Give me five minutes, two Jagerbombs and I'll be taking that chick over there up the wrong 'un"

DDR: "You are the Cooganator!"
Cooganator by antonyjagerbomb May 25, 2012

Cockinator 

A sexual maneuver game not meant for inexperienced donkey punchers. The Point of the game is too donkey punch the chick and try to give her an alabama hot pocket before she can give you a snow ball.
Would you like a Cockinator jc?
Cockinator by Frank Folena February 1, 2007

cocktator 

A play on the word "dictator". Usually pertaining to a man who is in full command of his woman. But can also be used in reference to any dude who is a pushy, controlling, overly aggressive asshole.
"Man, Rachel's new boyfriend is such a cocktator. He won't let her do anything fun anymore."
cocktator by Adam A November 2, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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