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Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.
Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!
Cockulator by Sambiase September 6, 2016

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis
you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it
Cockulator by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

Cockanathan 

A slang word for blundering fool, or muddle-headed person, commonly used in Singapore, especially in the army. Similar in meaning with pillock.
Commander to men when outfield: Which cockanathan shat under the tree without first digging a hole to shit in? Own up or I'll make you all prone 10cm away from it for 5 minutes!

or

Look, that moron is late again and giving lame excuses, what a cockanathan.
Cockanathan by Sheenanigans July 14, 2011

Cooganator 

A predator of the concrete jungle; a sexivore, whose prey is the wanton female.

A male who asks no quarter and takes no prisoners in the insatiable pursuit of further sexual conquest
JC: "Give me five minutes, two Jagerbombs and I'll be taking that chick over there up the wrong 'un"

DDR: "You are the Cooganator!"

Cockinator 

A sexual maneuver game not meant for inexperienced donkey punchers. The Point of the game is too donkey punch the chick and try to give her an alabama hot pocket before she can give you a snow ball.
Would you like a Cockinator jc?
Cockinator by Frank Folena February 1, 2007

cocktator 

A play on the word "dictator". Usually pertaining to a man who is in full command of his woman. But can also be used in reference to any dude who is a pushy, controlling, overly aggressive asshole.
"Man, Rachel's new boyfriend is such a cocktator. He won't let her do anything fun anymore."
cocktator by Adam A November 2, 2003