Cocklance 

A weapon with which you smite krakens.

"I'ma smite yo' kraken wit ma' cocklance."

"Remove your assfrogs from the presence of my cocklance."

Cocklance by GnarlyChinAction January 10, 2011

Cockmane 

The pubic hair that accumulates around the shaft of the penis after long periods of vaginal dominance. The hair forms a ring of hair that resembles a lion's mane.

Student 1: "Dude I have been finding all sorts of chicks to bang! I am even growing a cockmane!"
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...

Cockmane by Humble Beginnings April 2, 2009

Cockolantern 

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom

ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!

Cockolantern by Mr.Turtleshaft June 9, 2011

Cockface Motherfucker 

The term used by a woman to describe or address the man that has thrown her under the bus to save himself, disrespected her, intentionally and repeatedly hurt her emotionally, physically and mentally.

"Jeff is such a cockface motherfucker, I want to stab him in the eye!"

Cockface Motherfucker by TheBossB March 1, 2015

cockmance 

a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.

"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"

cockmance by panopticon123 May 9, 2010

cockface 

Referring to someone who's been a real asshole to you.

My grade 11 math teacher was a real cockface!

cockface by Warden April 19, 2006

bitch ass motherfucking cockface 

What you say when you're extremely triggered.

Steve: I had sex with your mother.
John: You little bitch ass motherfucking cockface!

bitch ass motherfucking cockface by Merlinwouldyalookatthetime January 29, 2018