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Cock- jet (noun or adj)

1. The point in which the flow of urine reaches it's max velocity or speed

2. The point in which the flow urine breaks the speed of light

I did mean to cockjet when i was using the toilet.

cockjet by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 29, 2023

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cockpet

it's a fart from the penis

Shittt!!!! i made a cockpet !!!!

cockpet by Adrien Coriandre June 21, 2009

Related Words

cockjet • cocket • cocklet • cockette • cockfetti • cockjerker • cocklette • cockpet • Cocketizer • cocket launcher

cockpet

a cockpet is produced when extra air is pushed from the penis. it's a quief for men.

Sorry... I just made a cockpet...

cockpet by coucoubloublou August 17, 2009

Cockmeter

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

cocklet

A young boy's penis

He cupped his hands over his immature cocklet

cocklet by Sam May 7, 2003

cocketbook

A small fabric bag, usually consisting of handles, similar in style and function to a pocketbook, but carried by a man.

Look at that metro-sexual guy. I can't believe he's got a cocketbook.

cocketbook by Shaymer August 23, 2007

cocket launcher

When you you fuck a girl so hard she flys off your dick

I bet he's a good cocket launcher

cocket launcher by Isoeicirheowixiebeifnr July 8, 2017

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026