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SHITTT

When you’re older brother leaves you stranded after school in the cold with your annoying friend.
by ROMWRRRR January 4, 2019
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oh shittt

An elongated way of saying "oh shit". It usually is used when the situation is far beyond "oh shit" level, such as being on a derailing roller coaster at Six Flags.
*Six Flags roller coaster derails*
Passenger: oh shittt!!!
by TheRealSDP November 1, 2015
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fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.
Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!
by OniFTW February 3, 2014
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shitstill

when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.
Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
by brooskitooski January 6, 2011
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shitstem

UC has a fucked up shitstem
by ma jones May 26, 2004
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Shitsturbate

To masturbate oneself while taking a shit. Simultaneous masturbation and defecation. The ultimate dual release.
After years of marriage, Carl's wife finally figured out her husband takes an excessively long time in the bathroom because he loves to Shitsturbate.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2016
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Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".
Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!
by Kestutis October 20, 2010
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