I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV!'s definitions

patriotrash

An article of media or art which provides an absurdly-positive view of the home nation of its target audience, often to the point of complete irreconciliability with historical fact, or reality.

Did you see read that article in the Editorial section? Such patriotrash!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! December 17, 2004

Makerbreaker

n. A defining moment, person or place, one which singlehandedly determines the outcome of an event. Also: maker-breaker.

The downhill section of Leguna Seca is the makerbreaker for the entire race.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 16, 2003

ass-fascist

n. A pseudo-intellectual term for one who enjoys manly rape in the ass, either giving or receiving. Usually these types are in leather.

Stay away from Hans in the washroom, he's a crazy ass-fascist.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 6, 2003

crack open a cold one

Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.

Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 6, 2003

spaztard

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.

Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 5, 2003

Shaftmaster

n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.

"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

Foxtrot Uniform

adj. Abbreviation of "Fucked Up" as expressed in the NATO phoenetic alphabet. Used as a descriptor of something being awry.

Pennzoil 1, my engine's foxtrot uniform. Ejecting!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003