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P'Tit

n. Mild insult. Derived from the French abbreviation for "Petite," as "Li'l" is an abbreviaton for "Little."
Shut up, you p'tit cockrobber.
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Ejacumaster

n. A moderate insult which implies that its target has ingested or otherwise come into contact with so much wordmanjaculate/word that they are indeed a master at such. Usually an implication of homosexuality in the target.
"Go swallow another load, you Ejacumaster."
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Makerbreaker

n. A defining moment, person or place, one which singlehandedly determines the outcome of an event. Also: maker-breaker.
The downhill section of Leguna Seca is the makerbreaker for the entire race.
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rectal rocketeer

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!
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Guntgie

When a woman possessing a wordgunt/word wears pants much too tight for her prominent girth, thus producing a wedgie effect which drives witnesses to gouge out their eyes with the nearest rusty garden implement. Credit belongs to Canadian G. Mellum for coining the term in 2001.
Mrs. Chastko had such a guntgie that I wished to drive a serrated trowel into my left eye socket.
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raging erection

n. An massive erection produced by a state of extreme arousal; one which is extremely blatant to the point where, if not tearing completely through the pants and undergarments, is clearly defined against the fabric and impossible to conceal.
I got a raging erection when Katie bent over!
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Manjaculate

n. Humorous term for semen, specifically that which is produced during homosexual copulation.

v. The act of manjaculation.
Jesus, dude! Mop the manjaculate out of your ass and STFU!
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