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n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.
Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!
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n. A pseudo-intellectual term for one who enjoys manly rape in the ass, either giving or receiving. Usually these types are in leather.
Stay away from Hans in the washroom, he's a crazy ass-fascist.
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n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.
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A derogatory term for someone suspected of engaging in necrophilia. Derived from the belief that their genitalia would be cold from invading the frigid, stiff corpse of their victim.
Don't be such a cocksicle, twatface.
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Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.
Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.
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n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!
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n. Mild insult. Derived from the French abbreviation for "Petite," as "Li'l" is an abbreviaton for "Little."
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