Cockrobber

n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.

Go fuck yourself, cockrobber.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 02, 2003

spaztard

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.

Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 05, 2003

cocksicle

A derogatory term for someone suspected of engaging in necrophilia. Derived from the belief that their genitalia would be cold from invading the frigid, stiff corpse of their victim.

Don't be such a cocksicle, twatface.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 02, 2003

crack open a cold one

Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.

Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 06, 2003

gooder

n. A fortuitious or entertaining event.

Remember when I got drunk and convinced the Germans were after me, and you guys had to tie my legs up until I kept screaming for a medic? That was a GOODER!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 04, 2003

ass-fascist

n. A pseudo-intellectual term for one who enjoys manly rape in the ass, either giving or receiving. Usually these types are in leather.

Stay away from Hans in the washroom, he's a crazy ass-fascist.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 06, 2003

raging erection

n. An massive erection produced by a state of extreme arousal; one which is extremely blatant to the point where, if not tearing completely through the pants and undergarments, is clearly defined against the fabric and impossible to conceal.

I got a raging erection when Katie bent over!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 04, 2003