cockfais 

"Internet" spelling for cockface.

Wait 4 teh game 2 load bfor u plai it, cockfais

cockfais by Peller July 2, 2007

Cockfiscate 

When an individual has their cock card for getting laid confiscated but their partner.

Jesus, I was talking to Austin and apparently Keith Cockfiscated the right to dismantle his ass. I asked Austin how he felt, and he said it was no big deal, Keith hadn’t canscaped for a while and he was getting disgusted seeing his hairy ass ass!

Cockfiscate by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

SURPRISE COCKFAGS 

Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.

A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:

*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!

SURPRISE COCKFAGS by Dead_Decoy November 5, 2006

cockfishing 

The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal

I almost pissed myself because I spent 2 minutes cockfishing!

cockfishing by DrMoo October 27, 2008

Cockfished 

When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is

I had such high expectations from the dick pics. But it was tiny! I got totally cockfished

Cockfished by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017

cockfiscation 

n. An extreme cockblocking. So severe that the intervenor ends up getting with the girl. What the fuck.

I thought things were going well... she was totally going to spossle my bossle, and then Tyler pulled a total cockfiscation. I hope she gave him venereal disease(s).

cockfiscation by Yueng December 16, 2004

Cockfishing 

The act of sending photos of a penis that is not yours to unsuspecting women (or gay men) who have no idea until its too late.

John was cockfishing Sarah again, that is definitely not his dick.

Cockfishing by Sup Crew December 21, 2018