cockfishing
The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal
cockfishing by DrMoo October 27, 2008
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Cockfishing
The act of sending photos of a penis that is not yours to unsuspecting women (or gay men) who have no idea until its too late.
Cockfishing by Sup Crew December 21, 2018
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Briggsy Cockfighting
A depraved sport enjoyed by bohemian arty types. The participants strip off and stand facing each other. On the referee's word they "engage" their genitalia and commence a sickening battle of diseased phalluses. The depraved spectators roar their approval of every thrust and slap, quaffing champagne throughout the contest. The winner is determined after one hour of cockmanship by 3 judges who award points for artistry, scabbiness, and blood-drawing. The winner enjoys a golden shower from all present and gets to bugger the referee's spaniel. The sport was named after Briggsy, the world's greatest arty bender, who invented it whilst celebrating winning the Turner Prize for his sculpture of a gorilla fucking a shark to death.
I'm in the mood for more entertainment after last night's Briggsy Fishing, Cedric.
Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.
Me too, Percy. I think its time for some Briggsy Cockfighting.
Briggsy Cockfighting by des lynam's love-gland August 4, 2009
Cockfighting Society
Slang on the Awkward Zombie forums for Pokemon. Coded right into the system that the word Pokemon is automatically changed to Cockfighting Society
Guy:Have you played Cockfighting Society Black or White version yet?
Other Guy:No, I plan to buy one or the other this weekend, and im still playing Cockfighting Society SoulSilver anyway.
Other Guy:No, I plan to buy one or the other this weekend, and im still playing Cockfighting Society SoulSilver anyway.
Cockfighting Society by TooMuchToast June 10, 2011
Coatfishing
Like catfishing, but when a person only has photos of them in a coat on their dating profile, so you wrongfully assume that they are in good shape.
Guy 1: "Bro, I met up with my Tinder date last night and she was coatfishing!!!"
Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that man, you gotta be more careful next time"
Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that man, you gotta be more careful next time"
Coatfishing by Michael Oxard February 2, 2021
Legal Cockfighting
Legal Cockfighting is a play on words, cock means chicken or penis, and cockfighting means fighting chickens, legal way is fighting your penises, 2 males duke it out with natural lightsabers. (Black people are OP in this game)
Person 1: Dude did you see how Kevin took out Mark last night? that was insane!
Person 2: Goddammit, did you guys do legal cockfighting again? this is why I don't want to be in your sleepovers.
Person 2: Goddammit, did you guys do legal cockfighting again? this is why I don't want to be in your sleepovers.
Legal Cockfighting by koolbirb March 4, 2022
cockwashing station
Cockwashing station :
When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.
When you are sitting on a toilet and a chick fucks you so hard that you lean back and break the toilet tank. Thus causing the water to gush everywhere and wash your cock off as well. Extremely helpful if a tidy bowl cleaner is inside the tank - as this may reduce risk of pregnancy and std's.
I waited in line to use the bathroom at the club forever! Bitch walks out smiling, looked like she PISSED her pants . Get in the stall and there's my man trying to wipe the water off the floor. Oh hell no! Fireball whore just opened up a Cockwashing station!"
cockwashing station by Ryandefiled February 14, 2014
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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