Cockfished
When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is
Cockfished by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017
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cockfished
When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.
cockfished by oshitatwix July 2, 2017
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Cockfished
Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.
Cockfished by illuminaughtyXD May 19, 2018
Cockfished
when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.
you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.
friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock
friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock
Cockfished by DrGonzoUK July 6, 2019
Cockwashed
Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.
Cockwashed by Jason’s Sugar Tits May 2, 2021
cockfishing
The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal
cockfishing by DrMoo October 27, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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