Cockfished
When a guy talks about how big his cock is and sends duck pics at a clever angle, making his penis look larger than it is
Cockfished by Barkerdlr January 11, 2017
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cockfished
When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.
cockfished by oshitatwix July 2, 2017
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Cockfished
Dude you know the girl I've been talking to? Well turns out she has a dick. She totally cockfished me.
Cockfished by illuminaughtyXD May 19, 2018
Cockfished
when a guy sends you picture’s of a dick that aren’t actually his. trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker cock than he does.
you: He sent me several pictures of his dick but they don’t look the same.
friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock
friend : you have been cockfished! you know, like that show “catfish” but with a cock
Cockfished by DrGonzoUK July 6, 2019
Cockwashed
Amanda was so cockwashed by Jason’s big girthy thundercock that she offered to cook every meal for him so she could suck and fuck him multiple times a day.
Cockwashed by Jason’s Sugar Tits May 2, 2021
cockfishing
The act of locating and extracting ones penis through the openings in the underwear and pants while standing at a urinal
cockfishing by DrMoo October 27, 2008
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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